Windows minute
a reference to time where the culculated period bears no connection to the reality of that time span. used to understate the significance of accurate measurement.
origin: microsoft windows’ inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.
i’ll be there in a windows minute.
translation: i’ll be there sooner or later, perhaps.
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