Windoze Sevun
the latest and sh-ttiest version of micro$oft windoze to date (yes even sh-ttier than vistuh). it is most likely used by offices that are too dumb to install any flavor of linux on their cpus or are too cheap to buy even a mac mini. it is most likely a memory hog/gpu hog and will slow down even the fastest cpus.
wow i got my new dell for the office it should run even faster with windoze sevun. (5 mins later) h-llo, i’m calling because my computer is showing the blue screen of death.
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