windstar


an overpriced mini van from ford that has the lifespan of a brain cell. it is mostly driven by soccer moms and people who don’t know what they’re buying. i had one and now i gotta get a new one because the engine cracked, after only 40,000 miles. it also drinks gas like crazy.
the windstar is a deathtrap. a bus with no brakes equipped with a bomb driven by a blind man is probably safer.

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