windy blumpkin


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng during oral copulation whilst breaking a most foul wind. its a blumpkin without all the fecal mess!!
it’s the beantown blumpkin! consume a large plateful of beans and give your body time to create the methane. your lover will enjoy the rich aroma of mol-sses beans garlic and -ss!
while watching a red sox game i ate a can of b&m beans. two hours later my colon and my c-ck exploded in a really windy blumpkin! now thats was wicked great!

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