wine crime


is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. the crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your gl-ss of wine – hence wasted wine
dumping that pinot because lisa p-ssed out last night is such wine crime!

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