wine cry
noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more gl-sses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the lifetime network.
can also be used as a verb. it should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art – no one has mastered it like taylor armstrong from the housewives of beverly hills.
i don’t know what happened, one minute we’re talking about our outfits and the next minute she’s wine crying over that loser she used to date.
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