Wine guy
wine guy ~ a h-rny, middle aged, divorced, wine importing, bmw drivin, botox shootin, poser who played the clarinet as an adolescent. he is adept at the use of wine adjectives such as robust, soft, with abundant red fruit and lashings of rose pepper enveloped by with a chocolatey oak aroma that adds a creaminess to the lifted finish. you know standard b s that most women go ga ga over. he is such a poser and just wants to get in my girl friends pants.
wine guy ~ julie meet me at the tasting room so i can impress you with my extensive knowledge of wine. later we can go back to my place where i will show you my art collection.
julie ~ ok wine guy. you are so wonderful.
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