wine tubing
when you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling you tube for old songs and videos. you then go onto facebook and start posting the you tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends walls.
friend: mary kay mahopac, why did you post so many corny you tube videos all over my wall last nite?
mary kay: lol sorry, i was wine tubing. but when i woke up this morning i thought i deleted them all. i guess i forgot yours.
friend: well the internet called and said “stop posting sappy videos on people’s walls”
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