wingwoman

female version of a wingman; your female friend that’s down for hooking you up with the ladies and goes to great lengths to ensure that you get the hotty and not the fatty.
my wingwoman hooked it up last night!! we were at the bar and she straight up got me the digits of that fine -ss girl.
a women that helps a man score/ hook up with usually a hot chick. she is not a c-ckblocker she helps with the introduction of the the two paramors but retreats when both paramors accept each others company
he has wing woman so that’s why his never lonely in the weekends.
the friend who will stay by your side when you go out and/or dance with you while clubbing in order to keep the ugly/creepy/scary guys at bay. unlike a wing man, this is not the girl who occupies the hot guy’s ugly friend. unlike women, guys have no problem ditching their friends for the hook-up (they just say, “peace out, man, i got to go tap that” and the discussion is closed). wing women are usually hot or at least cute so that they are easy to p-ss off if there happens to be a not so ugly/creepy/scary guy with whom the other woman would like to hook up. the wing woman position may be held simultaneously within a pair or group of women.
good thing evelyn was my wing woman or that creepy guy would have been grinding me on the dance floor.
a lady who is your closest friend and confidant, whom you can depend on to help you through the hardest times but who is also there to celebrate for the happy times
dude i was a depressed son of a b-tch before sabrina got tasked to be my wing-woman!
a friend-zoned woman that hooks up a guy friend with his love interest.
girl: hey that chick’s hot, want some of that -ss?
guy: so down. thanks, wingwoman.
girl: no problem!
the female equivalent of the wingman, and the girls who are the targets of wingmandom. the wingwomen are frequently spotted around the queen bee, the girls that comparatively make the head woman look better than she actually does.
(syn.): see d.u.f.f. no one knows, however, if wingwomen are frequently involved in a female version of “bro rape,” which stands hereforth unnamed.
“dude, the hot one is checking me out. just go over there and talk to her wingwoman so i can score 15 minutes, and next time, i’ll return you the favor, bro.”

“hey margaret, thanks for dding to the party tonight. you’re a great wingwoman. but i’m not going to come back to the apartment tonight, i’m going home with zack. see you tomorrow!”
subst-tute for a wingman. in the event that a wingwoman does not find the man a lady for the evening, it is her job to go home with him for that evening.

“man, my wingwoman f-cked up tonight, i’d have to go home with jill or handgela, but she has to do me now since she failed at her job”