Wink Job


it begins with a ‘reverse’ tea bag. (you approach from above the head)this way the sack covers the eyes. the recipient flutters their eyelids in attempt to see what just happened.

you must be very careful, their reaction can be quite painful.
honey, after i mow the lawn, can i get a wink job?

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