winking whitehead


when the person you are talking to has an enormous puss-filled whithead on his or her face that they unnoticeably have not popped yet and you get so distracted by it, that you aren’t even paying attention to the person talking to you.
i can never talk to her because i get distracted by her winking whitehead.

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