Winking Wookie
1. a native to kashyyyk in the act of opening and closing his/her eye deliberately.
2. a term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. technically only a “winking wookie” when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.
jesse: hey guys, have you seen my winking wookie?
daniel: no, what’s a winking wookie?
jesse: oh, i’m terribly sorry, i haven’t introduced you.
bends over and reveals
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