Winning

what charlie sheen is
“i’m not bipolar, but bi-winning”

“well, i mean, first of all come wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it charlie bros. and not warner bros. duh, winning! it’s, like, guys, imdb right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. i mean, c’mon bro, i won best picture at 20. i wasn’t even trying. i wasn’t even warm.”

“”i have cleansed myself. i closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, i cured myself… it’s the work of sissies. the only thing i’m addicted to is winning. ”

“winning, anyone? rhymes with winning. anyone? yeah, that would be us. sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. oops!”

“i’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and b-tching and just winning every second and i’m not perfect and b-tchin’.”

“oh wait, can’t process it. losers. winning. buh bye.”
this word was redefined in march of 2011 by charlie sheen. prior to this landmark event in progressive semantics, the old definition of ‘winning’ referred to the state of successfully accomplishing goals, besting compet-tion, and generally not ‘losing’. however, mr. sheen’s version of the word is typed in all caps and requires the subject to be in possession of both tigers’ blood and adonis dna, as well as maintaining the status of high priest vatican -ss-ssin warlock. as of this writing, these lofty requirements have yet to be embodied by anyone other than mr. sheen.
“i’m not bipolar, i’m bi-winning.” – charlie sheen

“if people could just read behind the hieroglyphic, if they could put their freakin’ cryptology hat on, they’d realize this isn’t totally serious.” – charlie sheen

“can’t is the cancer of happen.” – cs

“winning, anyone? rhymes with winning. anyone? yeah, that would be us. sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. oops!” – guess who
something you’re doing if you’re charlie sheen.
1.“the only thing i’m addicted to right now is winning”
2.”winning. buh-bye.”
1.) when “tiger blood” courses though one’s veins.
2.) achieving absolute victory.
3.) pounding seven gram rocks every night.
4.) when one is a “high priest vatican -ss-ssin warlock”
5.) when one is using an unavailable drug called “charlie sheen.” if one trys said drug once, the user will die. their face will melt off and their children will weep over their exploded body.
6.) when one’s brain is not from this terrestrial realm, and cannot be handled by anyone but charlie sheen for five minutes before the receiving party says, “dude, can’t handle it, unplug this b-st-rd.”
i win here, i win there… i’m bi-winning!
charlie sheen
charlie sheen is not bi-polar, he is bi-winning
this is the mantra you repeat endlessly when you have completely screwed up your life. you hope that by the millionth time you’ve uttered this, on tv, online, to your lawyer, to your exwife, to your meth dealer, to your bosses at cbs that somehow the delusion will become reality.
charley’s been on a meth binge screaming, “winning!”, i should probably put him in my fantasy death pool team.

that homeless guy keeps yelling “winning!”. wasnt he on two and a half men?
1. what charlie sheen is
2. winning is a constant state of enjoying life. it does not end, otherwise one was not truly winning to begin with. hence, the suffix “ing”
3. it can be seen as an antonym of “hating” as the two often collide but “winning” is often exclusive. “hating” relies on someone to “hate”, one that is “winning” will do as he pleases regardless of what others have to say. when one is “winning” there is no bringing him down therefore haters are rendered powerless.
“well, i mean, first of all come wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it charlie bros. and not warner bros. duh, winning! it’s, like, guys, imdb right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. i mean, c’mon bro, i won best picture at 20. i wasn’t even trying. i wasn’t even warm.”

hater:winning in what sense? because some would say you’re defeated now.
charlie sheen: they can say that but what kind of cars are they driving? what kind of girls are in their homes? … yeah, i said girls.

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