winnit
winnit or winnet, noun.
a small piece of t-rd that sticks to your -rs- hair. as mentioned in viz.
the same as a cling on, tag nut, dangle berry.
1. it was a stubborn winnit and pulled the hair out.
2. the winnit has hold of a clump of hair so i had to cut it off.
poo hangin from an unclean b-m caught up in matted -rs- hair
i picked a whole bunch of winnits from me b-m the other day in the shower
tiny b-lls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair’s in a man’s/woman’s -ss crack. otherwise known as “cling-ons” or “poo b-lls”.
man: i want you to rim my -ss baby.
woman: ok, bend over baby
woman: awww man, you could’ve at least wiped your -ss properly – i can see winnits in your crack!!
man: so i guess that means no r-mm-ng for me!?
bits of sh-t that stick to your -ss if you’re a dirty b-st-rd that doesnt wipe properly.
haha he’s got winnits
a tiny particle of faeces that sticks to the hairs on your -n-s, causing a small amount of pain when removed.
usually occurs when the -n-s is not cleaned correctly after excretion.
oh my g-d, look at the size of that winnit. it’s huge!
owwwww!!! it hurt so much removing that winnit!
dark, dried, un-wiped faeces attached to the outside of the -n-l area/on the -n-l hair.
“john, you seriously smell bad”
“sorry, there wasn’t enough toilet paper left; i got winnits”.
“what’s that??”
“basically, i have dried b-m crumbs”.
the dry, flaky or crispy/crunchy pieces of excrement around the -n-s
hi how are you? do you want to pick my winnits?
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