Winonna
an ocd brown girl who often fantasizes about how great other guys would be for her. she often goes for the forbidden fruit. when confronted about her obsession with forbidden men, her natural response is to completely freak out. she thinks she’s the funniest person on earth. when the reality is, people often laugh at her and her situations, instead of her stale jokes. she is under the belief that she is ‘gangster’ and often uses phrases such as “g”, “fresh”, “hommes”, “yo”, “swag” and “mad”.
girl 1: “omg have you seen (insert celebrity, punk guy, gangster guy, general bad boy, guy from a different religion, etc.)?!?!?!?! he is soo perfect for me!!!
girl 2: you know you cannot have him, you always go for the guys you cant have, you’re such a winonna!!
girl 1: omg no i am not, stop calling me that!!!!!!!
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