Winter Break Syndrome


the feeling of disappointment when one’s dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as h-ll.

symptoms include:
1. copious amounts of laptop usage
2. sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. m-ss texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes “i fell asleep, who is that person?”
5. family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en m-sse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have
m-ss text: suffering winter break syndrome, save me…

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