Wintermint Surprise
s-xual position in which the female chews a piece of wintermint gum until it softens and then inserts it into her -n-s; subsequently flatulating- creating a bubble. the bubble then pops on the face of the male who’s face is below her. the male becomes overwhelmed with the grotesque aroma of her gas and then p-sses out due to extreme arousal.
“hey kyle, how was the strip club last night?”
“it was great man, that b-tch gave me a wintermint surprise. it was so awesome.”
“you’re f-cked up dude.”
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