wipe and type
wipe and type is when you’re typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. this is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.
it’s ok to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump… just don’t do a wipe and type!
the practice of going through emails while on the sh-tter.
it wasn’t until i heard the flush that i realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.
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