wipe forward
when a human’s girth prohibits them from reaching their b-tthole using the tried and true “around the back” method, they are instead forced to, first acknowledge their depravity and lack of humanity, second, reach backward between their legs and wipe away the sh-t using a “hook up” motion, leaving a secret skidmark. a female may experience messiness around the l-b–, usually leading to yeast infections and herpes. males get sh-t all over the rear of their t-st-cl-s see:sack-o-berries.
dude i went down on this fat b-tch at the team hanc-ck party. and a horrid odor reached my nose long before it hit her cl-t. i found the source of this to be a secret skidmark left behind by a wipe forward. i should have know because she was pushing three hundred, she probally made the switch around 180 so there was a browning of the sknin. i lost all drive to dive and left.
we at team hanc-ck believe this is foul act is responsible for the fat people musk……don’t tell me you don’t know what i’m talkin about
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