wipe your dick off
1. term used by the backwoodsmen of maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally “get over it”.
2. an action performed after one removes his p-n-s from a dirty, dirty hole.
3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last jeff tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your d-ck off about it.
2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your d-ck off.
3. “looks like your p-ss got a little carried away — did you forget to wipe your d-ck off?”
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