Wipe Your Dickhole


the act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the p-n-s and may dribble into one’s pants or undergarments post- urination.
“dude, since i started rockin’ girlfriend jeans i’ve been freeballingon the reg and i swear, everytime i p-ss i get pee stains around my crotch.”

“bro, looks you’re gonna have to learn to wipe your d-ckhole.”

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