Wiper
entry level position in the engine room of a merchant ship of the united states.
duties include maintaining cleanliness of engine room machinery and gangways, bilge detail, and painting/chipping paint in the engineroom.
mike served as a wiper aboard a sh-ll oil tanker for a few months before moving up to oiler.
a girl with gl-sses gives head; the guy busts on each lens; the girl proceeds to wipe the s-m-n off of her gl-sses in order to see by using her index finger to remove the vision imparing swimmers.
girls with gl-sses are great; i love giving them the wipers.
when you take a huge, pasty sh-t and your -sshole is caked in your fecal matter resulting in the use of half of the toilet paper roll.
g-d d-mn that sh-t was a wiper. i had to take a shower after that one.
a wiper is often used to describe the p-n-s of a person who enjoys to wipe it across the faces of others.
jimmy is always in trouble for having his wiper out and wiping maratha in cl-ss.
the person who is responsible for cleaning up the stars of an adult film. normally this is the male dichotomy of a “fluffer”
—end of first scene—
director: “hey, i need a wiper to clean up jenna for the next set!”
wiper: “yes!”
a really nasty or wet fart that leads you to believe you may have sharted, or used for comic effect.
-brrrrrrrip- oh yeah, that’s a wiper!
pg rated word for person who is an -sswipe.
harry reid’s public sh-t for brains lies make him a real wiper.
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