wireless canary


people who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (emfs) and radiation (emr) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. they either become sick, or need to move as a result. symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.
“that dude is so out of it today.”

“take it easy on him, man, he’s a wireless canary.”

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