Wisconsin Dells

1: a tourism town in wisconsin that is based around the unique cliff formations that are found only on that small portion of the wisconsin river. since its early river days, it has expanded its tourism industry into hotels, waterparks, arcades, and gift shops.

2: the cliffs on the wisconsin river from which the town is named. from the french word “dalles”, meaning “high, layered cliffs”.
i stayed in wisconsin dells last week.
a small tourist town in wisconsin where aliens invaded and blew up the white house, leaving it upside down in the middle of the city. the aliens then took the form of thousands of eastern europeans and began exploiting visitors with water parks and “adventure” golfing. also, home to the hottest club in the dells, marley’s.
man i just got back from wisconsin dells, it’s a good thing i wasn’t body sn-tched and given a polish accent.

note to editor: this is not an “inside” joke…anyone who has visited wi dells would know.
a place in the center of wisconsin where f.i.b.’s (f-cking illinois b-st-rd’s) flock to during the summer months (besides door county) which has been unfortunately exploited by investment firms of all types, making everything in the city overpriced and commercialized. now instead of a great vacation spot everyone and their mother is trying to sell you timeshares, what a joke!!!
wisconsin dells: its too bad the river didnt wash all the f.i.b.’s summer homes away last year
a small town filled with waterparks. it is conviniently located about halfway between the cities of chicago and minneapolis so people from minnesota and illinois can converge and show wisconsinites how to properly use their state.
on my way to the wisconsin dells i was cut off 5 times by cheeseheads going under the speed limit.
a boring -ss hick town full of hotels and waterparks.
tourist 1- why would you want to go to wisconsin dells?

tourist 2- don’t go there, it is a waste of money!