wish ___ into the cornfield
to dispatch a person for narcissistic or capricious personal reasons. this phrase comes from an episode of the television series the twilight zone t-tled “it’s a good life.”
usage: wish ___ into the cornfield. “if that dude doesn’t quit staring at me, i’m gonna wish him into the cornfield.”
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