Wishing Troll Syndrome
the condition most noticeable towards the end of swim season in which ones hair becomes excessively dry, cr-ppy, dead, and occasionally green, and can be made to stand straight up like a wishing troll. the only know cures are shaving and a b-ttload of conditioner, and can help be prevented by using a swim cap and tons of anti-chlorine shampoo and conditioner.
dude what did you do to your hair?” “i didn’t use a swim cap or take care of my hair all swim season, and now i have wishing troll syndrome.
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