witch garden
1: a garden of drug plants.
2: a backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. dmt rich plants.
officer: “sir, i’ve noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. could you please explain why you’ve chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?”
owner: “i’ve grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. they’re just decorative.”
officer: “ah, very well sir, have a good day.”
owner(thinking): you know, i probably shouldn’t have my witch garden at the front of my house.
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