Witch’s Beaver
witch’s beaver |’wich-əz ‘bē-vər| – noun, vulgar slang :
the coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in kelvin. sp-ce itself is not even that cold.
(even in star trek they never found anything this cold.)
related trivia:
• the white witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held her’s in reserve as the last line of defense against aslan.
• the flagpole in “a christmas story” was almost that cold.
origin early 20th cent.: i have schizophrenia and the voices i hear all the time and i came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream i had.
also see: beaver, witch’s t-t, absolute zero
nasa tech: “…and don’t forget to seal your sp-ce suit before you go out there — it’s cold as witch’s beaver out there.”
astronaut: “got it!”
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deck officer: sir, commander skywalker hasn’t come in through the south entrance. he might have forgotten to check in.
solo: not likely. we’ll have to go out on tauntauns.
deck officer: sir, it’s cold as witch’s beaver out there. your tauntaun’ll freeze before you reach the first marker!
han: then i’ll see you in h-ll!
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