Witch’s Kiss


when you’re sitting on the toilet taking a sh-t, and your p-n-s touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the witch’s kiss. this can happen when you get a b-n-r or if you are just hung.
“i was watching p-rn the other day while taking a sh-t, and got a witch’s kiss”

“i’m glad you gave me head after i got a witch’s kiss. i felt dirty.”

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