witchtube
when you watch a youtube video while reading the comments, and you read comment about the exact same part of the video you’re on.
-video is at 4:37-
youtuber: “lol i only drink warm c-m”
commenter: “weird, neurology tells us that humans prefer room temperature c-m…”
me: -reads comment while i’m at 4:37 on the video- d-mn, this is some witchtube
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