Witko


a witko is probably the chillest person you know. he or she is categorized by being excessively tall, ultimately athletic, incredibly knowledgable, exceedingly witty, and superflous in the use of adjectives and adverbs. the male witko typically enjoys levels of intoxication unattainable by most mortals. this is not to say he is a lush, however; rather, he is has an incomprehnsible ability to handle the effects of partying like none other.
“witko had been drinking for hours and i still couldn’t keep up with him on the court.”

“did you see witko at the party? the kid was surrounded by chicks.”

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