witstone


a person who seemingly exists for the sole purpose of sharpening your wit. -n-logous to a whetstone for knives. a witstone does not usually comprehend the subtleties of sarcasm, jokes, or human communication (especially the english language).
john said, “everything i do makes this computer crash.” when i replied that his breathing probably did not make the computer crash, he was confused. john is such a witstone.

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