Wixing Your Mords
when you accidentally mix up consanants of one word with the other in a sentence that sound like real words but totally alter the original meaning
examples:
“i’m cr-ppy to bring hackers if you’re making soup.”
“there you go wixing your mords again.”
oh, i better bring my proper shoes when i go c-ck riming this weekend…oh i’m so embarrased, i’m mixing my words again!
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