Wizard Gooch


the affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. it thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
adam: i bet holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
josh: nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

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