Wizard’s Tower
a position used if you are in danger from ferrel dogs. it resembles lying down on your side with a hand on your head.
bryn: “i was out running with the ferrel dogs this afternoon but as soon as i took out my lunch they all surrounded me.”
dru: “so did you whip out the wizard’s tower?”
bryn: “oh yeah it worked like a charm!”
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