wobbleknocker alarm clock
the act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous br–sts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.
i was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning…i knew it was gonna be a great day!
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