wobbly pirate


when getting oral s-x from a girl or a guy, right before -j-c-l-t–n, pull out and -j-c-l-t- in her/his eye. when she or he stands up while still being blinded in one eye, kick her/him in the opposite shin.
girl: “hey janet! what’s with the black eye? and why on earth are you limping?”

janet: “steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night.”

girl: “oh, that steve.”
a traveling trophy of a barbie doll that has been modified to resemble the above definition which would be earned for doing something worthy of recognition by your co-workers such as (1) telling the boss off, (2) bringing up -n-l s-x to clients, (3) falling down in the office, etc
shandy: “did you see what chad was wearing? his shirt said ‘i love s-x’ on it, they sent him home for the day”

mora: “yeah but he earned himself at least 2 weeks of the wobbly pirate”

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