Woke and Moke


(verb) to awaken from your peaceful slumber and with no hesitation you smoke a large quant-ty of marijuana you bought from some guy named walter for that party last night,but for some reason you found a sack in your pocket when you woke up so now you wanna get high.

origin: wake + smoke = woke and moke
boy: “-yawn- d-mn that was one amazing night”

girl: “a night but not so much amazing”

boy: ” well b-tch! look at what i just found , thats right! and guess who aint gon woke and moke with me?!”

girl: “did i say not? i meant hot. -lol- -giggle giggle-( boy smerks ) (girl- -slurps-)

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