woke olympics
a compet-tion in which middle-cl-ssed, cisgender white women try to best bemoan the privilege and injustice of middle-cl-ssed, cisgender white men while talking past the actual troubles of people of color.
did you hear becky yelling at chad over the environmental impact of driving a m3 two years newer than hers? she really won gold in the woke olympics for that one.
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