woke up stupid
an excuse used after making a series of mistakes within a short amount of time, or otherwise having an off day that is uncharacteristic of normal performance. generally used as a way to play it off during an otherwise embarr-ssing situation.
boss: jim, you were late for work and now you can’t seem to get things together. what is the matter with you?
jim: sorry boss, i’ve been having kind of an off day. i guess i woke up stupid this morning.
boss: well get it together, or tomorrow you will wake up unemployed!
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