Wolcott

a small town located right near waterbury and bristol. it is a generalization that everyone here is rich and sn-bby. there is, actually, a very ghetto, lower-medium income section of wolcott right near waterbury. here, there is nothing else to do but get really really drunk and have s-x with each other. the only high school here is wolcott high and it is filled with a bunch of stupid -ss motherf-ckers. the freshmen are the most immature creetens to walk this earth, the soph-m-res think they know everything, the juniors try to outdo the seniors, and the seniors are just as immature as the freshmen. but it’s all good, we like the way we roll. the only thing the cops here seem to do is bust parties. seriously, that is their greatest accomplishment. the girls here wear mini-skirts when it’s ten below and the guys are either guidos, skaters, nerds-who-think-they’re-cool or an interesting mix of all three. rumors here seem to spread like wildfire, even if it’s something that has happened 304,892,439 times before. such as, hook-ups, someone getting arrested, and a chick getting knocked up. we seem to make a bigger deal out of everything than it really is. kids here start becoming s-xually active at an average age of seven. recently, there has been a rapid influx of black people and albanians. wolcott high school is also a great place to make bomb threats when it’s ten degrees outside and we have to be evacuated for almost three hours. thanks, whoever said that. and i mean that with the most sincere sarcasm.
wolcott is home to drama, drinking, underage s-x, some sn-bs and some dirt poor kids, and kids who think they are filled with infinite wisdom. rest in peace, ant, jess and tham<3 a rich sn-bby town that so small no one even pr-nounces it right. its located next to waterbury,terryville, and bristol. the only thing to do in wolcott is hang out at the local dunkin donuts or wendy's. the kids in this town don't sell drugs but do as many as there parents money can buy. the cops in wolcott are also so bored that they pull you over just to give them something to do. they sit at every parking lot waiting for a car even if it takes all night and they go to every packy looking for the names of people who bought kegs that day so they can drive by their house and check on them because the town is so0o tiny that everyone knows everyone and everything that ever happened in their lives. also, you know when a guy is from wolcott because he has so much hair products in his hair that when he rides his street bike not a strand moves. you can also tell when a girl is from wolcott because it can be negative 30 degrees outside but she will still be wearing a mini skirt, flip flops and a tank top with her b--bs poping out. that must be a wolcott kid! a handjob through the pants, given while straddling the recipient. named after the s-xual preferences of francis wolcott from hbo's deadwood. we were making out on the couch, but there were other people around, so i gave him a wolcott.