Wolf Blitzer

a cnn anchorman who hates black people. he recently trotted over to new orleans and actually shot a handful of black people with a paintball gun as they were trying to wade through the water. wolf blitzer wears air force ones and tall tees as he is reporting and reportedly, he does not give a f-ck and is in it for the paperstack. he has a huge knot and rides in a yacht claiming “f-ck a boat that row”
wolf blitzer spit dro fire over the microphone.

wolf blitzer looked clean in his white tee in that last reporting.

wolf blitzer roll deep in the news van.

wolf blitzer loves black people.

wolf blitzer drinks hennessey in his yacht.

oh my, did you see wolf blitzer reporting news the other day with a cup full of that “purple drank”? that liquid codeine had him fiendin to buck on some n-gg-rs at new orleans.
to eat something quickly.
“i’ll be there right after i wolf blitzer this sandwich.”
to construct, fabricate or improvise “new information” so as to appear knowledgeable.
ed: any news on the tornado?

jed: naw, the power’s still out

ed: dj’ou ask ned?

jed: he don’t know nothin. he just wolfblitzered a bunch of conjecture about death tolls and injuries.

ed: ned’s always tryin to look like a knowitall.