Wolfbagger
someone who wraps up a rabid wolf in a tesco “bag for life”. this wolf must me wild and un-trained. the wolf is then executed and raped (in no particular order, although live wolves tend to bite).
1. “sh-t, i went wolfbagging the other day and caught this 18st grey motherf-cker. he couldn’t chew through my bag for life though.”
2. “d-mn, he lost his b-lls?”
” yeah, matt hanna always had a tendency to rape the live ones. poor son of a b-tch.”
“well, he was a wolfbagger. learnt not to f-ck with wolves the hard way”
wolf bagging occurs when a p-n-s is f-cking an -ss hetero/h-m- and before climax you reach around in stick your fingers down the f-ckee’s throat causing them to gag and tighten the -n-s thus enhancing pleasure for the f-cker during climax.
i was so drunk last night i had to pull a wolf bagger so i could c-m.
having s-x with a wolf whilst inside a large bag.
clayton can’t come to the phone right now, he’s busy wolfbagging.
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