wolfdog
any combination of dog and wolf, ie., a hybrid of the two. (it’s a popular consensus that three parts dog to one part wolf genetically makes a “safe” wolfdog hybrid.)
when i was looking for a canine companion at the sonoma county spca on highway 12 in the early 80’s; a beautiful wolfdog which the attendant told me was a timberwolf, malamute, siberian husky and german shepard mix ran to the cage front, jumped up, made eye contact and beseached me to get him out of jail.
a overly m-ssive gargantuan of a dog that seemingly resembles a wolf, but has the traits of that a human when protecting its territory. it investigates and sizes the oppositon and attacks under the stand your ground law in florida. the trick is to not provoke these mammoth dogs, because they will eat you alive.
chris: hey i have a feeling that theres somthing lurking in the shadows over there
nathan: thats never a good feeling, only wolfdogs contain that presence.
roger: agh! a wolfdog!?!?!?!
chris: quiet im quite the wolfdog whisperer
nathan: we’re never gonna make it.
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