Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
wolfgang amadeus mozart was one of the worlds greatest composers of music during the 1,700’s. his hobbies included making birdhouses, playing piano while exposing his -n-s, and making fart noises.
many people considered him to be “childish” because of his making of fart noises and showing of his -n-s during concerts but this was just another way of him expressing himself.
elderly black man: “f-ck man!!! did that kid just pull off a wolfgang amadeus mozart?”
daniel boone: “what a bad-ss son-of-a-b-tch”
elderly black man: “he’s even making the farting noises!”
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