Wollschlager
action verb: the act of someone completely misinterpreting a written communication and responding in the most pretentious, condescending, hateful manner. typically, the response is completely out of the original context of the conversation and factually incorrect. the act of wollschlagering typically makes the wollschlagerer look like a complete douche.
“dude, did you just see that email i just got? i got totally wollschlagered.”
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