Wolowitz Scale
a scale for rating the pervy-ness of a nerd. the ratings are as follows, from least to greatest:
1. sheldon cooper- has no interest in s-x. at all.
2. leonard hoffsteader- sweet, kind, slightly awkward, tends to fall head over heels into the friend zone.
3. raj- very interested in weird s-x, but can’t talk to women. literally.
4. howard wolowitz- creepy, pervy, has a mating call, will not shut up.
okay, so there’s this guy in my computer cl-ss, and he is super great with computers and all, but he totally broke the wolowitz scale.
eeeewww, don’t talk to him!
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