Wolverhampton Handshake
a form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the -ssailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. depending on the s-x of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).
he was a mess last night, he was giving out wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and centre!
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