wolverine

standing at 5’3″ and weighing in just over 250+ lbs, he is considered the “best there is at what he does,” which, of course, is fighting. armed with animal keen senses (i.e.: hyper keen scent tracking, enhanced hearing and sight), an unbrakable, laced-with-adamantium skeleton, a set of razor-sharp claws, enhanced strength (due to the bodily adaptation to carrying all the extra weight provided by the metal in his body), and an enhanced healing factor, he is considered to be one of the deadliest mutants of the x-universe.
he thinks he’s a hot shot because he has ademantium claws, and he won’t stop macking on my girlfrend, phoenix. i swear if i catch that son of a b-tch with my girl again, i’ll laser-fry his sorry -ss so bad he’ll have a hard time healing himself.

and by the way, his name is logan.
that b-st-rd still owes me for wrecking my car with his claws.
wolverine (a.k.a. logan), a character from the marvel collection of x-men comic books. later portrayed by the very fine hugh jackman. he has adamantium claws and a little less than flattering sideburns.
the actor that plays wolverine is hot.
1) (latin name: gulo gulo)a member of the weasel family, commonly called a skunkbear. typically scavengers and will feed on whatever is available. note: wolverines have never lived in michigan.

2) a (completely hypothetical) mascot for the university of michigan. hypothetical in the sense that no pictures/costumes of this mascot exist and are currently used.

3) a member of “x-men” with sharp steel blades coming from the knuckles on both hands.
1) that’s one ugly wolverine!

2) sc-m student: isn’t our mascot that corn and blue ‘m?’

3) ah sh-t! wolverine’s here!
to go physically beserk or mindlessly insane on someone or something….

to lose all control over oneself that allows one’s primal instincts to reign free….

any amount of physically severe destruction released in short bursts of anger….
this guy went all-out ‘wolverine’ on the thug because of what that other guy did to his sister!
an overused high-school sports team name.
let’s call our team the ‘wolverines’!!!
wolverine

1. the preeminent bad-ss of the marvel universe. a 5’3″ hair covered canadian mutant, whose trade mark adamantium skeleton and razor sharp claws are the stuff of legend. he is so gnarly that he’s spent the last century perpetually kicking -ss in the early morning and taking names in the afternoon and coming back for supper to kick -ss again.
examples of his incredible bad -ssness

#1

wolverine: rowra! (slash slash slash off screen)

jean: wolverine, what are you doing?

wolverine: tell cyclops i made his jeep…a convertible.

#2

cyclops: we’re going to save the juggernauts sorry life. don’t bother telling me you don’t like it.

wolverine: -lets out claws- i don’t like it.

#3

wolverine (to sabretooth): “you always liked picking on people smaller than you! well i’m smaller! try picking on me rararwa”

#4

wolverine: cyclops i got something to say to you!

cyclops: i don’t wan-(punched in the gut)

wolverine: next time i won’t be so nice.

#5

gambit: ah! (scared by sentinel head)

wolverine: usually it takes a whole sentinel to scare most people.

#6

wolverine (to sabretooth) “grow that back”
(cuts off sabretooth’s b-lls)

#7

wolverine: hey tin man (to sentinel) i’m sending you back to oz! -lets claws out-

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