Wolverine Surprise
prior to intercourse, prepare a bag of neatly trimmed and/or shaven pubic hair and leave in the posession of a trusted accomplice. have said accomplice hide in closet (with bag of pubic hair at ready.) invite a lady friend and proceed to commit hideous s-xual acts (e.g. rusty trombone). following -j-c-l-t–n upon facial region, have accomplice promptly emerge from closet and disperse pubic hair over -j-c-l-t–covered area. in chorus, shout “wolverine!”. bask in the glory of your successfully executed wolverine surprise.
“oh dear chap, you would have applauded the wolverine surprise archibald and i administered upon gertrude yester-night”
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